women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
the name “theresa” is so funny like. theres a what
Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he’s in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he’s trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I’ve said too much
It’s because you’re always on that damn journey of self-discovery.


























